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Guess That Ass
Welcome back to the only column on the internet with any journalistic integrity left: Guess That Ass. The rules are simple. We post a highly professional rendering of a celebrity rear end, you guess the celebrity, and the loser has to admit they lost a guessing game about an ass on a sports website at 11am on a Tuesday.
Today's contestant was drawn entirely in Microsoft Paint with a trackpad while the page was technically down, which we feel adds to the artistry. Several readers wrote in to say it "doesn't look like anyone." To them we say: that is a YOU problem.
ANSWER: Selena Gomez. Allegedly. We are not confirming or denying that this is a circle with two other circles attached to it.
3 Comments
elpresidente: I'd recognize that MS Paint shading anywhere. Lock it in.
KFC: this is the best blog we've ever run and it took me four minutes
Maurice: my guess is a peach. final answer.