Anyone know a good blogger I can hire?

Posted by KFC · filed under HR Department

Barstool Sports is officially hiring. We are looking for a self-starter, a team player, a content machine who will work eighty hours a week for a salary best described as "exposure" and the occasional free t-shirt that does not fit.

Requirements: must love sports, hate sleep, and be comfortable working on a website that goes down roughly every time more than four people visit it at once. Experience with Microsoft Paint strongly preferred. A pulse is encouraged but negotiable.

To apply, simply do not contact us. We will find you. We always find you.